

A Friendly Little Chat...A Friendly Little Chat between Professor Snape—Master of Hogwarts—and Holden CaulfieldA Friendly Little Chat...
Act One: Scene One—For absolutely no good logical reason, abandoning all previous plot and plot holes, Holden Caulfield—a poor, disillusioned American boy—receives a sealed letter from Hogwarts… several years late. Thus remains yet another example of the exemplary quality and service of the U.S. Postal Service. But I digress! After packing his few belongings—including, amongst other things, homemade napalm, bubble gum, and a fake ID (after all, not everyone can rely on gray hair, can they?)—kissing his sister Ph


The WarOur downstairs neighbor HATES us and I don’t know why. Well…scratch that. I do. It’s because we are COLLEGE students—debaucherous, loose, immoral—drunk every FRIDAY night and blaring our music LOUD. Or something like that. Not to mention, we feed the birds. She’d rather they starve—the birdseed messes up her lawn chair.The War
She thinks we litter her lawn with MALICIOUS intent. She POINTS to the cigarette butts and declare they MUST be ours. Never mind the fact we don’t smoke. Much.
My roommate, Andrea, hates “The Bitch” because she won’t let her park her bike on the stair rail. “She’s so goddamn selfish of her


Fallen RainFallen RainFallen Rain
Cascades earthward Like late autumn leaves Gentle, sad Silent as secrets Melancholy gray Mourning loss With curtained mirrors All things green.
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Cheers,
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